wum:

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maxbegone:

today’s family debate is bagels. so, I’ll ask the question:

what is the best bagel flavor

plain

sesame

poppyseed

everything

whole wheat

egg

cinnamon raisin

I don’t eat bagels

more than one

other (share in the tags)

bisexuallaxusdreyar:

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mega-gaymer-party:

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bogleech:

supermariomamafucker:

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Looks to me like she got fun with Lapras

transcyberism:

redarmyscreaming:

depsidase:

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Sharecropping.

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FYI if your employer does this, if they have done it for a long time especially, you and your coworkers could be owed huge amounts of unpaid wages and it would be an easy suit if there is a paper trail like this and your employer is placing strict requirements on your behavior while not at work. Employment lawyers generally work on contingency. Just food for thought.

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

colourofthekites:

i-am-the-fourth-heat:

ilovevalium:

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pikachu is drowning

This ain’t about him

drcyan:

slavery:

I JUST GOT PEGGED IN A BENTLEYYYYYYY

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rage-against-the-dying-of-light:

cubedmango:

cubedmango:

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hey @staff what the fresh fuck is this

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wow i sure wonder 🤔🤔 what the new layouts supposed to look like 🤔🤔🤔🤔 its a mystery

Don’t forget y’all that there’s a much better way for us to let Tumblr know what we think about specific changes, rather than @ ing staff or wip, and it’s sending in a support ticket and choosing feedback!

Tumblr reverted some of the asinine app decisions they made after a concerted feedback effort! So make sure to use this form! It’s what it’s for, but it’s not well advertised!

lunaticli8rarian:

twilight-sparkle-irl:

twilight sparkle is a catgirl in spirit

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thank you for coming to my ted talk

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8a8e you forgor the loafs. the loafs are the 8iggest kittygirl thing ever.

funny-tik-toks:

pointnclick:

reminder to clench your jaw, slouch your spine, and put a dirty mug somewhere you will forget about it

saintjosie:

cipheramnesia:

thetursithan:

What a great thing automation is ….

Sloppy style robot hand job but it keeps fumbling the weiner

i’ve watched this like 5 times now and it’s funnier every time for some reason

jcrewguy:

Quick shoutout to the good people at @UniversalPics for trimming the trees that gave our picket line shade right before a 90+ degree week. pic.twitter.com/aZvvPYQ23i  — Chris Stephens (@ChrisStephensMD) July 17, 2023ALT
OH SHIT SON  THOSE TREES ARE CITY PROPERTY  IT MIGHT BE TREE LAW TIME https://t.co/oaoFWQQaNv  — Nome (@NomeDaBarbarian) July 17, 2023ALT
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